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Comment Spam: Go Ahead…..Make My Day!

April 5, 2012 by  
Filed under A Dogs Life

 

Jameson P. KeaganIn the movie, Dirty Harry states to the bank robber, “Go ahead, make my day,” meaning that if the robber attempts to harm his hostage in any way, Harry would be happy to dispatch the robber!  I know.…….your saying…… what does that have to do with comment spam?  Well sometimes it’s just fun to dispatch the spammer!  We all know what most spammers want, usually a link back to their site included with a comment that has nothing to do with your topic matter.  I mean really?  Why would a nice family friendly blog allow a link to an online gambling site (or worse)!

So instead of getting irritated with annoying gobble-de-goop by a spammer the boys and I decided that on occasions we’d reply to the silliest of the silly.  Below are some examples of dispatching the spammer…….sic ‘em boys!   

 

Responses to “Dog Phrases |Popular Sayings, Every Dog Has It’s Day”

(The topic is Popular people sayings with the word dog in the saying)

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Kulbida says:

Ciekawy post, dodalem twoj blog do ulubionych, teraz bede wpadal tu czesciej

clip_image0022Murphy responds:

Kulbia: Thanks for the comment, but English please! I have a hard time as it is translating dog into English when I write, and speaking English is not gunna happen with me, much less any other language. But thanks for stopping in!
Murphy

 

clip_image0022Deb-dating fashion advice says:

Great info, thanks for useful post. I am waiting for more

clip_image0022Murphy responds:

Deb @ dating fashion advise: Thanks for your comments, bet you could use some of my popular dog sayings when it comes to giving advise.
“Every Dog Has It’s Day” would pretty much apply to all!
The Murphs

 

clip_image0022tinn says:

I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?      (Now this is deep!)

clip_image0022Murphy responds:

Hey Tinn,
Thanks for your comment……but I just gotta know……when you use your anal eyes isn’t it hard to see where your heading if your only looking at where you’ve been? That would really throw me off balance! Hang in there!
The Murphs

(People should beware, The Murphs has a bit of a problem with the written language of people speak)

 

clip_image0022J. Duffield says:

Hey would you mind stating which blog platform you’re working with? I’m planning to start my own blog in the near future but I’m having a difficult time making a decision between BlogEngine/Wordpress/B2evolution and Drupal. The reason I ask is because your layout seems different then most blogs and I’m looking for something completely unique. P.S My apologies for getting off-topic but I had to ask!

clip_image0022The Murphs responds:

Hello there J.D.,
I see your in the UK, thanks for visiting! As for a platform I work with it’s a two tier step-up to get to the computer to pound out a story. I did talk with the Editorial Control Board and they said our layout is WordPress with Lifestyle Theme. I don’t know what that means, my layout is in front of the window on a sunny day with a sleeping theme……..hope this helps!
The Murphs

 

Responses to “Unique Dog Breeds: Spotlight on the Bergamasco”

(The topic is breed features and facts about the Bergamasco Sheep Dog)

clip_image0022Beauharnois says:

Finally a blog post that is worth reading. There are specific things I disagree though haha. =)

clip_image0022Jameson responds:

Dear Beauharnois,
Like What??? Haha =)
Yours Truly,
Jameson

 

clip_image0022William H. says:

I have read few of the posts on your site since yesterday, and I really like your way of blogging. I added it to my bookmark website list and will be checking back soon. Please visit my internet site too and let me know what you think.   (Whada ya know……this site is dedicated to online gambling)

clip_image0022The Boys responds:

Hi William H.,
Put me down for a pound on the hound! The boys and me checked in on your site, love the colors! Do you take dog biscuits?
Thanks for your kind words,
Jameson, O’Riley and the Murphs

 

clip_image0022Kathlyn E. says:

I am not able to enjoy this site properly on firefox I believe there’s a problem.

clip_image0022Jameson responds:

Dear Kathlyn E.
Sorry about that, I’ll send a memo over to the tech. dept. Till then maybe try putting the fire out on the fox cause that is a real problem!
Sincerely,
Jameson

 

clip_image0022vlc m. says:

Hello! I’ve been reading your blog for a while now and finally got the bravery to go ahead and give you a shout out from Kingwood Tx! Just wanted to mention keep up the fantastic job!

clip_image0022Jameson P. Keagan responds:

A shout out back at Vic!
Hello there partner……them are mighty fine words and the boys want to thank ya’all for taking the time to say so.
Ya’all come back and see us now!
I’ll be pounding my little doggies back on the typewriter now.
Jameson P.

 

Responses to “Puppy Shots and Dog Vaccination Schedule” 

(The topic is as titled) 

clip_image0022Teddy S. says:

Excellent post. Some good points you highlight in there.

clip_image0022O’Riley responds:

Hey Teddy……
The only one highlighted by points was Murphy…….Needle points that is…..if you get my point!
And as far as the Murphs was concerned! No points are the most excellent! Heh, heh, heh!
Riley

 

clip_image0022immo says:

Bonjour les amis que pensez-vous de mon nouveau site sur l’ immobilier ?

clip_image0022Monsieur O’Riley Madagan responds:

Bonjour Immo,
Parlez-vous anglais? Même si je suis assez intelligent par rapport à la plupart des toutous, je n’ai pas la moindre idée de ce dont vous parlez, puisque la plupart des chiens peuvent même pas parler beaucoup moins converser en français! Mais bon, merci de visiter notre côté de l’étang ici dans le bon vieux Etats-Unis d’Amérique!
Monsieur O’Riley
(Heh, heh, heh)

(Translation available at Google Translate – Riley seems to be a magnet for the foreign comments)

 

Responses to “Leptospirosis Alert – Protect Your Dog !”

(The topic is prevention and protection against Leptospirosis)

clip_image0022casinogames says:

Great stuff as usual…     (Bet you can guess what kind of site this is!)

clip_image0022O’Riley responds:

Hey there Casino:
Thanks for the kind words and remember “Never just roll the dice with your pets health”.
O’Riley

 

clip_image0022OM Philippines says:

The ridged pattern on a cat’s nosepad is as individual as a hooman fingerprint.    (Spell Checker anyone?)

clip_image0022O’Riley responds:

OM Philippines:
Now that’s quite a plethora of information! What kind of unique info do you have on a dogs nose?
Thanks for the comment.
Riley

 

Responses to “Dog Pound Buddies – Vol. 1”

(The topic is pictures and bio’s of our readers)

clip_image0022muscleupp says:

Very interesting info, i am waiting for more ! Keep updating your site and you will have a lot o readers

clip_image0022The Boys responds:

Hi there Muscleupp,
No strong arming you to make a comment! Heh, heh, heh! Thanks for taking the time with the kind words.
Riley, Murphy and Jameson

 

clip_image0022tray racks says:

I truly relished your article, and now have bookmarked it on my delicious, mr wong, stumble accounts.The content is easy and to the level.

clip_image0022Murphy responds:

Well Tray,
Very kind comments, of course not being college edumacated I gotta keep my content easy and level, other wise I would’nt be able to read my own writting.  Come to think of it I can’t read my own writing, that’s why I type everything (but sometimes my toes get caught tween the keys)!
Your little buddy,
The Murphs

 

clip_image0022Scooby Doo says:

This is the best dog site ever!!!!!

clip_image0022Murphs responds:

Scooby Doo!
Us Dogs do have our day! See ya in the toons! Love your show……
The Murphs

 

No matter what, people are going to say the darndest stuff in comment spam.  Why get your tail in a quiver when you can look at the humorous side of life.  Hope we made you chuckle just a bit……..and for all you spammers………..

Go Ahead and Make My Day! 

 


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